BEST PORN MOVIE Family Business Earlier this year, Digital Sin made the jump into family-style porn (aka incest) with their Tabu Tales
line. In the months since, TLA's seen it's sales of this forbidden genre skyrocket into the heavens (or depths of hell, most likely), lead by this gem from director Jacky St. James. Jacky and her partner in crime, visual virtuoso Eddie Powell, manage to
make taboo porn that's still classy enough to make you almost forget that the characters on the screen are supposedly related, proving once again that TLA RAW's customers really have no boundaries whatsoever.
BEST PORN PARODY
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Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody Kind of a no-brainer. You take the most popular show on television and add penetration to it. Voila! You've got a bonafide hit! Not that the Burning Angel crew didn't do their homework by giving us all a great
flick that stayed true to the source material without skimping on the pussy. Good work, you tattooed freaks!
BEST SEX COMEDY
Band Sluts Let's face it. There's no a
lot of laughs to be had in pornography anymore. While there's no shortage of sweet gaping bungholes or jizz-basted faces, the idea of actually finding a porno movie hilarious is pretty slim these days. So when a script from POPPORN's own Spock BUCKTON
ends up in the hands of Joanna Angel and her inked-up pussy brigade finds its way to your TV screen, you consider yourself lucky that the gods of hilarity have smiled upon you. Also, this thing won the AVN award for best jokes, too, and those guys know
what they're doing, right?
SICKEST PORN My Handiwork 4: God's Work Frankly, we thought this movie was sort of tame when
compared to a lot of the stuff that the church actually gets up to behind closed doors. But that sentiment apparently isn't shared by the legion of voters who overwhelmingly chose this movie to be more gross than two different incest flicks, a piss movie
and a brutally uncomfortable bondage film. We're scared to imagine what people will think next year, when Pop One Productions' Nazi handjob movie is sure to weasel its way into this very category.
FEMALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR
Siri God damn it, Siri's fucking gorgeous. That's been the TLA stance since we first laid eyes on here in last year's Big Girls Are Sexy , and it makes
us feel vindicated to see that the fans feel the same way, as they gave Siri over 500 votes more than they gave any of the other nominees.
STUDIO OF THE YEAR
Girlfriends Films We can't say we're all that surprised by this one. Month after month, Girlfriends movies continue to rank among the most
popular DVDs on our site. The fans love the ever-loving fuck out of them, and they've shown it with their votes. Hell, folks seem to be even more gaga over Girlfriends now that they've begun releasing movies that feature dicks going in! While we don't
want to worry any of the worthy opponents of this groundbreaking studio, we've heard whispers of some big developments for Girlfriends in 2014, which is putting them in a pretty sweet position to win next year's award, too.
BEST FEMALE NEWCOMER
Bonnie Rotten It's been a while since we've witnessed a debut as unrelenting as Bonnie's. This tattooed sex goddess from hell arrived on
the scene practically pre-gaped, setting the stage for a year's worth of the most brutally relentless assfucking, gang banging and squirting action we've seen in years.
BEST DIRECTOR
Mason At the start of 2012, we saw Mason's hasty departure from Elegant Angel, where she made a name as one of the best pornographers in the business.
After a few months of worried, stressful masturbation to lesser directors (no offense to any of them, obvie), Mason re-emerged at the helm of not one, but two fantastic new studios: the romantically-themed Erotica X and the rougher, tougher,
no-holds-barred gonzo outfit, Hard X.