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December VOD Sale...

30% off all family roleplay VODs


Link Here6th December 2021

             

December VOD Sale

30% off all family Roleplay VODs

Sale Ends: December 17 (4pm EST)

See Sale at Adult DVD Empire

 

 

OriginalTool Box Fucking Machine...

Festive Special, only £220


Link Here 3rd December 2021
Over 10 years ago we were the largest supplier of the infamous Tool Box fucking machine, outselling all other sex machines 4 to 1. The Tool Box was discontinued in April 2011 due to issues regarding Euro regulations compliance - since this time we have had hundreds of requests to bring it back, so now we have ... enjoy!

Complete all-in-one fucking machine that has been engineered to the highest standards & offers high quality & high specifications at an affordable price  Comes complete with a deluxe speed controller, which allows the user full control over the thrusting speed

Easy to switch between your preferred Vac-U-Lock® dildos in seconds

The most discreet sex machine ever made! Lock it up and store away in a cupboard ... no one will ever know your DIY secret

See further details about the Original Tool Box from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

 

Busty Vol. 21...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here3rd December 2021
Busty Vol. 21 is a 2021 US adult film (Nubile Films)

Starring MJ Fresh

Promotional material

Big booty babe MJ Fresh knows she's got the goods her lovers crave and she enjoys showing it all off in bras and thongs that hug her curves. Her latest conquest, Sam Shock, is definitely appreciative. They open eyes together and MJ tries to seduce Sam into sating his morning wood. Unfortunately, Sam has to work. After a few sizzling moments where they caress and grope each other, Sam shuts it down so he can get up and get ready. MJ isn't about to take no for an answer. She waits until Sam has put on a shirt and then tries to corner him in the kitchen. The horny babe can feel how hard Sam is for her as they make out! Sam's resistance wins out once again, though, leaving MJ still horny and unfulfilled. What's a cock hungry babe to do?

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

Mistress Maitland 2...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here30th November 2021
Mistress Maitland 2 is a 2021 US adult film by Kayden Kross (Deeper)

Promotional Material

Maitland Ward returns in her larger-than-life persona as Mistress Maitland, a mysterious femme fatale with a penchant for games. Relieved now of her husband, Ward looks back at the moments that made her who she is as she leads an audience through her journey from a curious submissive to a queen of dommes with a string of delegates and sexual destruction in her wake. Starring in each of these four perfectly formed scenes, Ward proves once again that she is a master at her craft.
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

Biggest Christmas Sale ever...

60% off all toys at John Thomas Toys


Link Here29th November 2021

 

 

Petite Tittie Teens (2021)...

Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire


Link Here26th November 2021
Petite Tittie Teens (2021) is a adult film (My Sexy Kittens)

Starring: Marfa Pushkin, Kira Stone, Darcy Dark, Rin White, Willy Regal, Matty, Ethan Lee and Mark Crow

Promotional Material

They've all just turned 18 or 19, and they're already enjoying sex a lot. They prefer to play with a big dick all day long. First nice with her hands, then with her mouth and then his cock disappears into her bald tight pussy. Hot horny petite teen sex at its best!
See DVD and VoD at Adult DVD Empire
See also on subscription streaming service at Adult Empire Unlimited

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Classics


Link Here22nd November 2021

Private Gallery 1
Private Gallery 2
Private Gallery 3
Private Classics Gallery 4
Private Classics Gallery 5
Private Classics Gallery 6
Private Black 7

Private VOD

 

 

John Thomas Smooth Boy Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 16th November 2021

Smooth Boy is a simple, yet very effective, time-honoured design for our medical grade platinum silicone anal stretcher.

Presented in a stunning royal blue tone, this dong is perfectly tailored for erotic anal play alone, or with a partner. Its tapered head will effortlessly slip inside you and take you to your happy place.

Smooth Boy works conveniently with vacuum dildo systems and is also O-Ring compatible.

This sensual dong can be warmed up or cooled down prior to use for that extra sensation and sterilized in boiling water in-between sessions.

Customer's receive a free faux velvet storage bag and large suction cup plug. Please build up to larger sizes gradually and remember to use plenty of lubricant. 

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

Bodies To Die For...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here16th November 2021
Bodies To Die For is a adult film

Starring: AJ Applegate, Helly Mae Hellfire, Brooklyn Blue, Helly Hellfire, Riley Reece, Mark Wood, Tommy Pistol, Billy Glide and Will Powers

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

Women Seeking Women 184...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here14th November 2021
Women Seeking Women 184 is a 2021 US adult film (Girlfriends Films)

Starring Jenna Foxx

Promotional material

Women have always sought the comfort of another woman for many emotional reasons. So it's only natural that those feelings evolved into a more romantic and physical relationship. Get ready for four scenes featuring beautiful woman-woman sex which is sure to excite you! Simply the most realistic sex in lesbian adult video!

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

First Anal Vol. 3 (2016)...

Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire


Link Here8th November 2021
First Anal Vol. 3 (2016) is a 2016 adult film by Greg Lansky (Tushy)

Starring: Kristen Scott, Scarlet Red, Harley Jade, Amanda Lane, Manuel Ferrara, Xander Corvus, Jean Val Jean and Greg Lansky

Promotional Material

From the award winning studio of Tushy.com comes First Anal Vol. 3 . A selection of young natural beauties in their exclusive first anal debuts directed by visionary Greg Lansky. Watch cover girl Scarlet Red in her very first anal experience. Also featuring all first time anals with Kristen Scott, Harley Jade and Amanda Lane. Superbly filmed in 4k with the superior cinematography that Tushy.com is known for. This movie is about quality with an unparalleled attention to details.
See DVD and VoD at Adult DVD Empire
See also on subscription streaming service at Adult Empire Unlimited

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Black


Link Here4th November 2021

Private Gallery 1
Private Gallery 2
Private Gallery 3
Private Classics Gallery 4
Private Classics Gallery 5
Private Classics Gallery 6
Private Black 7

Private VOD

 

 

Sniper Pro Sex Machine...

November Sex Machine of the Month at £399


Link Here1st November 2021

The Sniper Pro Sex Machine is a new arrival at sexmachines.co.uk the UK's leading retailer of fucking machines. The Sniper Pro is built by Diva ® one of the world's top fucking machine manufacturers, Diva® have been building quality machines since 1973. The Sniper is so called due to its shape and from a distance could be mistaken for something far more sinister than a machine built to provide optimum pleasure for its user.

Sexmachines.co.uk has been working with Diva for many years and the two combine to make the best possible connection between manufacturer and customer. Buying from a UK based company with a long established track record matched with a product that is designed to the highest quality by a leading US company is not only a refreshing change from the high risk Asian market but provides the buyer with a real guarantee if anything doesn't work out as it should. With SexMachines.co.uk low pricing deals it not only makes sense to buy for customer protection but also it makes financial sense too -- if it is a well made and reliable fucking machine you want with no risk and easy on the purse then truly look no further.

Let's now look at the specifications of the Sniper Pro Sex Machine: Firstly, out of the box you get the Sniper Pro Sex Machine with power pack and lead, followed by a deluxe Vac-U-lock® adaptor and instruction booklet; all supplied in a glossy presentation box. The total weight of the Sniper Pro Sex Machine 5.5kg and has full dimensions of 50cm length; 32cm width; 62cm height. It is made from corrosion resistant steel. The machine is painted in black.

The product is shipped with the correct power for your country with a range of 110v to 240v and 50hz to 60hz. UK customers receive a UK power pack and other countries are suitably supplied the correct power pack. The product is CE certified and ROHS compliant. Co-designed in the UK and US and manufactured in China.

The motor is a well manufactured industrial standard motor with specification of 24Volts, 4 Amps and 72 Watts. The power pack ensures the correct voltage will power the fucking machine without overloading the device. No batteries are required for this machine.

The Sniper Pro Sex Machine has a stroke length of 6cm to 17cm and stroke increments up to 240 per minute with a rat-a-tat maximum speed of 300 per minute; the torque is 36in -- lbs and there is a 45 degree angle of adjustability. There is the option to purchase 20cm or 40cm extension rods. The machine comes with a deluxe hand-held 180cm corded speed controller with a rotating dial.

There are some great optional add-ons which should be investigated they include, 20cm and 40cm extension rods, Fleshlight® Holder and Fleshlight Male masturbator, Wizard adaptor, Universal dildo holder, dildo double adaptor, Vac-U-lock dildos and a deluxe suction cup dildo holder. All optional extras are keenly priced at sexmachines.co.uk

About the Vac-U-Locksystem: Sexmachines.co.uk prides itself on making all its machines compatible with the Vac-U-lock system. There is no better fucking machine attachment than those produced by Vac-U-lock . Using the best materials which are not only durable but they enhance sexual pleasure by making the experience as near to the real sensation as possible. The ever extending range of Vac-U-lock attachments for your fucking machine enables the owner to bring new life to their machine. Talk to the helpful and friendly staff at sexmachines.co.uk and they will advise you how to update your current fucking machine to the Vac-U-Lock system or provide practical help on anything related to fucking machines and their attachments.

You can telephone the helpful staff at sexmachines.co.uk on 0845 299 3928 for any advice, calls answered Monday to Friday 10am to 4pm.

See further details about the Sniper Pro from sexmachines.co.uk

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Cute vs Sexy...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here1st November 2021
Cute vs Sexy is a 2021 adult film

Starring: Scarlit Scandal, Aften Opal and Alexis Tae

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

John Thomas Chubby Cedric Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 30th October 2021

With his lovely realistic skin texture, Chubby Cedric is a pink platinum silicone delight.

Molded from a rather chubby English Aristocrat's very own John Thomas, this unusual dildo looks and feels wonderful as it slips inside and out of you. Highly prominent veins and a cut foreskin, complement the worm like ripple which runs from the base, to the top of the shaft and the tapered royal glans which adorns it!

Compatible with Vac-u-lock sex machines and harnesses, this versatile sex toy can also be used handheld.

Due to the lovely ridges Chubby Cedric is particularly enjoyable for anal play.

Free next working day delivery is available on all UK orders. Choice of 4 sizes and 2 textures for your convenience.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

Blue Moon Rising...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here30th October 2021
Blue Moon Rising is a 2021 US adult film by Ricky Greenwood (MissaX)

Starring Aiden Ashley

Promotional material

Aiden Ashley isn't scared by things that go bump in the night. So much so that hooking up with stranger Dante Colle on the side of the road in the middle of the night is the ultimate turn on as they paw and maul each other in the woods. A short altercation results in Aiden being pushed to the ground before something comes out of the woods and encounters Dante! Aiden is then found the next morning, naked and in the woods by (Brooklyn Gray) who carries her away to safety. As expected, the police want to investigate but will Detective Tommy Pistol be able to find out what happened during the Blue Moon Rising? Fast and hot outdoor action starts this series off with a bang as Aiden and Dante continue their flaming hot screen chemistry from last years A Killer on the Loose.

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here 28th October 2021

The long awaited arrival of the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is over for customers of sexmachines.co.uk who have secured a limited number of these amazing machines ahead of the official release date at the end of this year. If you want to be one of the first people in the world to experience the most powerful and versatile fucking and masturbation machine on the planet, then don't delay and head straight to sexmachines.co.uk.

What has this awesome machine got in its arsenal and how does it compare to the ever popular 2010 version Blue Balls XL? -- The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is manufactured by leading US company Diva® who have been making precision made high quality adult products since 1973. The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is constructed from heat treated, highly strengthened industrial steel which is corrosion resistant. The machine is brushed with graphite giving it a quieter operation for those living in close proximity to others. The high powered ½ horsepower motor providing a torque of 40-in-lbs ensures the user will be more than satisfied with its performance. The stroke length is up to 8 inches with a stroke speed range from 0-300 RPM. The newly patented Rat-A-Tat mode is standard and gives a real sex feel to the user by the thrusting action of short, rapid strokes, which at a mind blowing 300 thrusts per minute is sure to provide the best orgasm possible. There is a spindle wheel to provide easy height adjustment of the machine up to 15 inches. The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine comes with the correct power source for your country and has an ultra safe low voltage power adaptor. The product is CE certified and ROHS compliant and comes with a 1 year UK and Worldwide warranty. All in all the Blue Balls XL 2.0 is a beefed up version of the popular Blue Balls XL, with greater versatility, the addition of the Diva deluxe Vac-U-Lockadaptor and the amazing Rat-A-Tat mode.

If you are looking for a fucking machine with the latest technology and built with engineering expertise the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is the answer. Fantastic power, strong and stable build quality, the compatibility with Vac-U-Lock attachments, the huge range a sexual positions that are available for the user and the ease of assembling and disassembling makes the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine the best on offer at a price to fit most budgets.

Sexmachines.co.uk have put together an amazing package, in addition to the machine the buyer will receive a Diva Vac-U-Lock adaptor, a Sexflesh® Male masturbator w/tightening ring, a Sexflesh Vac-U-Lock 6 inch beige phallic penis, a Diva silicone 6 inch anal stimulator and a Diva deluxe speed controller. Head down to SexMachines.co.uk now before they sell out of the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine the ideal choice for penetration and male masturbation!

See further details about the Blue Balls XL 2.0 fucking machine from sexmachines.co.uk

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Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Classics


Link Here28th October 2021

Private Gallery 1
Private Gallery 2
Private Gallery 3
Private Classics Gallery 4
Private Classics Gallery 5
Private Classics Gallery 6
Private Black 7

Private VOD

 

 

Lesbian Crime Stories 6...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here26th October 2021
Lesbian Crime Stories 6 is a 2021 US adult film (Girlfriends Films)

Promotional Material

Bad girls living a life on the run have to take care of each others' needs or nobody else will. Watch as they seek comfort in one another's sweet embrace. Bad lesbians get what they deserve!
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

Hidden Obsession (2019)...

Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire


Link Here23rd October 2021
Hidden Obsession (2019) is a 2019 adult film (SexArt)

Starring: Alexa Tomas, Chloe Amour, Alyssa Reece, Lola Reve, Taylor Sands, Eufrat, Julia Roca, Tracy Lindsay, Layla Sin, Katya Clover, Tess Lyndon and Whitney Conroy

Promotional Material

They've tried to hide their mutual attraction but now, because of the denial it has now become an obsession that refuses to stay secret for much longer. Their desire has grown to an inferno and now every time they find themselves alone, all they can think about is feeling their bodies pressed together. It's time to release their hidden obsession.
See DVD and VoD at Adult DVD Empire
See also on subscription streaming service at Adult Empire Unlimited



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