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Tango TW11 Fucking Machine...

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Link Here2nd January 2022

Exclusive, advanced, powerful, quiet and safe -- the Tango TW11 oozes quality and is aimed at the highest level of fucking machine enthusiast. Retailing at a recommended retail price of around £2,000 you will do well to visit sexmachines.co.uk the UKs leading supplier of fucking machines, sexmachines.co.uk ignore RRPs and set their own discounted price that is extremely competitive and often impossible to beat.

High price usually means the product has more to offer than other similar products, the Tango TW11 is no exception. The Tango TW11 is packed with advanced features, is very versatile and packs a punch that would knock seven bells out of the competition.

The Tango TW11 (aka The HugHer Tango) is programmable and offers the user an extended range of 11 inches (28cm) with separate settings for depth and stroke length. The kit comes with its own full set of fuck routines, and you can also set your own, this is an amazing feature which smashes the competition into a pulp. Included with the Tango TW11 is a Wand system and built-in safety and comfort features.

Out of the box -- in addition to the Tango TW11 fucking machine there is a Tango remote control, a tripod stand, a Vac-U-Lock adaptor and a 12" extension rod. Check out any extras SexMachines.co.uk might throw into the deal in addition to the standard product pack.

Conclusion -- there are cheap fucking machines that will last a few months, there are average priced machines that will serve well but are not exciting and there are high end machines that provide years of service and provide the user with exciting opportunities by offering versatility. In other words, fucking machines are like people, they perform in different ways and I think we all prefer the ones that go all out to give you a good time. If you can afford the best we recommend you buy the best and the Tango TW11 is waiting for you at sexmachines.co.uk.

further details about the Tango TW11 Fucking Machine from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

Happy New Year...

From John Thomas Toys


Link Here30th December 2021

 

 

 

John Thomas Koi Toy Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 28th December 2021

Koi Toy comes from a strange aquatic creature who is half man and half fish.

This racing green coloured, medical grade platinum silicone dildo is another eye-catching and original design from John Thomas Toys.

Firm and pronounced balls lead to a slender; scaly, skin textured shaft - discreetly exposing the tip of the glans. This slippery customer features realistic Koi carp fish scales and comes in four accommodating sizes.

Suitable for anal or vaginal penetration Koi Toy is perfect both for the beginner and the seasoned sex toy enthusiast.

Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, this handcrafted dildo has been factory shrink-wrapped and comes complete with faux velvet storage bag and free large suction cup plug.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

Suck it, fuck it, ride it and slide it...

Dildos at SexMachines


Link Here21st December 2021

Guaranteed to hit the spot, Dildo's are the classic sex toy for every taste. We offer a huge range from Vac-U-Lock to King Cock, Strap Ons to many more. All in a variety of colours and textures... And why not enhance the sensation with one of our lubricants for an even greater experience.

The largest range of DILDOS anywhere online!! More than 450 to choose from!!

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John Thomas Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 11th December 2021

John Thomas Toys pride themselves on their innovational designs and Alien Hooligan is of no exception. This powder blue dildo is another work of art from the mind of Flak Boy - a freelance designer we are privileged to work with.

Alien Hooligan is a horny bad boy from another planet who has come to Earth to have lots of sex! His fantasy cock presents with a lily flower penile head, coupled with canine testicles for good measure.

Adorned with prominent veins, this strange yet original dildo also features a pleasing curvature of the shaft perfect for both anal and vaginal stimulation.

Medical grade platinum silicone means safety, durability and quality are assured. Designed in the UK - made in the USA.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

OriginalTool Box Fucking Machine...

Festive Special, only £220


Link Here 3rd December 2021
Over 10 years ago we were the largest supplier of the infamous Tool Box fucking machine, outselling all other sex machines 4 to 1. The Tool Box was discontinued in April 2011 due to issues regarding Euro regulations compliance - since this time we have had hundreds of requests to bring it back, so now we have ... enjoy!

Complete all-in-one fucking machine that has been engineered to the highest standards & offers high quality & high specifications at an affordable price  Comes complete with a deluxe speed controller, which allows the user full control over the thrusting speed

Easy to switch between your preferred Vac-U-Lock® dildos in seconds

The most discreet sex machine ever made! Lock it up and store away in a cupboard ... no one will ever know your DIY secret

See further details about the Original Tool Box from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

 

John Thomas Smooth Boy Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 16th November 2021

Smooth Boy is a simple, yet very effective, time-honoured design for our medical grade platinum silicone anal stretcher.

Presented in a stunning royal blue tone, this dong is perfectly tailored for erotic anal play alone, or with a partner. Its tapered head will effortlessly slip inside you and take you to your happy place.

Smooth Boy works conveniently with vacuum dildo systems and is also O-Ring compatible.

This sensual dong can be warmed up or cooled down prior to use for that extra sensation and sterilized in boiling water in-between sessions.

Customer's receive a free faux velvet storage bag and large suction cup plug. Please build up to larger sizes gradually and remember to use plenty of lubricant. 

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

Sniper Pro Sex Machine...

November Sex Machine of the Month at £399


Link Here1st November 2021

The Sniper Pro Sex Machine is a new arrival at sexmachines.co.uk the UK's leading retailer of fucking machines. The Sniper Pro is built by Diva ® one of the world's top fucking machine manufacturers, Diva® have been building quality machines since 1973. The Sniper is so called due to its shape and from a distance could be mistaken for something far more sinister than a machine built to provide optimum pleasure for its user.

Sexmachines.co.uk has been working with Diva for many years and the two combine to make the best possible connection between manufacturer and customer. Buying from a UK based company with a long established track record matched with a product that is designed to the highest quality by a leading US company is not only a refreshing change from the high risk Asian market but provides the buyer with a real guarantee if anything doesn't work out as it should. With SexMachines.co.uk low pricing deals it not only makes sense to buy for customer protection but also it makes financial sense too -- if it is a well made and reliable fucking machine you want with no risk and easy on the purse then truly look no further.

Let's now look at the specifications of the Sniper Pro Sex Machine: Firstly, out of the box you get the Sniper Pro Sex Machine with power pack and lead, followed by a deluxe Vac-U-lock® adaptor and instruction booklet; all supplied in a glossy presentation box. The total weight of the Sniper Pro Sex Machine 5.5kg and has full dimensions of 50cm length; 32cm width; 62cm height. It is made from corrosion resistant steel. The machine is painted in black.

The product is shipped with the correct power for your country with a range of 110v to 240v and 50hz to 60hz. UK customers receive a UK power pack and other countries are suitably supplied the correct power pack. The product is CE certified and ROHS compliant. Co-designed in the UK and US and manufactured in China.

The motor is a well manufactured industrial standard motor with specification of 24Volts, 4 Amps and 72 Watts. The power pack ensures the correct voltage will power the fucking machine without overloading the device. No batteries are required for this machine.

The Sniper Pro Sex Machine has a stroke length of 6cm to 17cm and stroke increments up to 240 per minute with a rat-a-tat maximum speed of 300 per minute; the torque is 36in -- lbs and there is a 45 degree angle of adjustability. There is the option to purchase 20cm or 40cm extension rods. The machine comes with a deluxe hand-held 180cm corded speed controller with a rotating dial.

There are some great optional add-ons which should be investigated they include, 20cm and 40cm extension rods, Fleshlight® Holder and Fleshlight Male masturbator, Wizard adaptor, Universal dildo holder, dildo double adaptor, Vac-U-lock dildos and a deluxe suction cup dildo holder. All optional extras are keenly priced at sexmachines.co.uk

About the Vac-U-Locksystem: Sexmachines.co.uk prides itself on making all its machines compatible with the Vac-U-lock system. There is no better fucking machine attachment than those produced by Vac-U-lock . Using the best materials which are not only durable but they enhance sexual pleasure by making the experience as near to the real sensation as possible. The ever extending range of Vac-U-lock attachments for your fucking machine enables the owner to bring new life to their machine. Talk to the helpful and friendly staff at sexmachines.co.uk and they will advise you how to update your current fucking machine to the Vac-U-Lock system or provide practical help on anything related to fucking machines and their attachments.

You can telephone the helpful staff at sexmachines.co.uk on 0845 299 3928 for any advice, calls answered Monday to Friday 10am to 4pm.

See further details about the Sniper Pro from sexmachines.co.uk

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