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John Thomas Anal Torpdeo Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

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Link Here 9th July 2020

The Anal Torpedo is the perfect stretcher especially styled for those wishing to explore deeper depths.

The anal stretcher features a sleek bulbous head and a gently tapering shaft. It is presented appropriately in submarine grey.

John Thomas Toys recommends starting with the smaller sizes and then working up.

This dong is compatible with vacuum locking devices such as those using the Vac-U-Lock system.

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John Thomas War Head Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

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Link Here 27th June 2020

Get ready for the War Head anal stretcher, the perfect trainer for those large on ambition.

This sleek but well rounded and gently tapered stretcher feels great as it opens up your anal passage.

John Thomas Toys offers this mighty dildo in a selection of four sizes so you are sure to find one that suits your ambitions, however large.

The stretcher is compatible with Vac-U-Lock devices and can also be used for vaginal penetration. Platinum Silicone may be heated up, or popped in the fridge for something a little bit cooling on a hot summer day.

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John Thomas The Buxom Lady Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 13th June 2020

As the name suggests, the The Buxom Lady is modelled on a beautiful set of well rounded curves. Each compounding the pleasure as the dildo slips deeper inside.

Sculpted from vivid green Platinum Silicone, the dildo consists of a delicate head, an ample bosum, and truely voluminous hips.

Lovingly designed by John Thomas Toys this dong is produced from hand crafted moulds, and this time round, the designers tip their hats to the wonders of the female form.

This voluptuous lady is sure to please your every demand.

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John Thomas The Buxom Lady Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 13th June 2020

As the name suggests, the The Buxom Lady is modelled on a beautiful set of well rounded curves. Each compounding the pleasure as the dildo slips deeper inside.

Sculpted from vivid green Platinum Silicone, the dildo consists of a delicate head, an ample bosum, and truely voluminous hips.

Lovingly designed by John Thomas Toys this dong is produced from hand crafted moulds, and this time round, the designers tip their hats to the wonders of the female form.

This voluptuous lady is sure to please your every demand.

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John Thomas Umbungo's Finger Platinum Silicone Anal Probe...

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Link Here26th May 2020

Created to stimulate and tantalise the anus, Umbungo's Finger has been ergonomically designed to slip comfortably deep inside and arouse every anal erogenous pleasure point.

Umbungo's Finger is presented in a rich red colour and features a long slender digit. The tip of the finger is nice and narrow, as you travel down the shaft, the girth widens and you meet two prominent knuckles which feels wonderful as you slide it in deeper.

Recommended by John Thomas Toys to be used handheld - either alone or with a partner - this sex toy does still feature Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatibility for your convenience.

Lashings of lubricant are required for all anal play as this curious finger does it's work.

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John Thomas Xtro Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 16th May 2020

Aliens feature heavily in the current John Thomas Toys collection, Xtro is possibly the best of the bunch. He's a mischievous and delinquent alien awaiting to impregnate his next victim.

A beautiful purple platinum silicone dong boasts a huge bulbous glans head. The shaft is riddled with glorious ridges and bumps down to its aggressive looking base.

Intensely curved he is particularly suited to slipping deep inside the anus and stimulating the male P-Spot.

Xtro took an eternity to perfect but he is one of the creations we are most proud of.

He is compatible with both vacuum dildo systems and O-Ring fastening. Body safe and allergy free, Xtro is also non-porous and stain resistant. Clean in the dishwasher.

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John Thomas Thingy Bob Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 13th May 2020

This totem pole of glans penis heads has created a unique and erotic personal experience for every user. Four helmets adorn the glorious shaft decreasing in size as they rise to the tip.

Cast from black medical grade platinum silicone, each one has been hand poured into copper molds to ensure a durable and high quality sex toy.

Thingy Bob was given a last gasp reprieve by the John Thomas director and nearly didn't make it into production. Ironically it has gone on to be one of our best sellers!

Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, Thingy Bob is made from non-porous body safe materials and can be cleaned in the dishwasher or placed in boiling water to sterilize between uses.

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