Cloud Climax...

Welcome to Melon Farmers

Link Here 2nd February 2017
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An adult boutique with over 25 years of retail and lingerie experience.

With our own Cloud Climax branded lingerie, you can always expect to receive the highest quality products at the most affordable prices.

We sell high end luxury products and brands such as Liberator, Lelo, Velv'Or, Crave and ShockSpot.

Cloud Climax is the UK Authorised reseller for luxury silicone dolls from Ex Doll & DS Dolls

We bring our customers the utmost in discretion and we are enthusiastic about the products we sell. We offer many of our products on free next day delivery and we ship worldwide.


 Offsite Article: His Porn, Her Pain...

Link Here 11th October 2016
His Porn Her Pain Confronting Confronting America's PornPanic with Honest Talk about Sex. Mart Klein debunks 'porn addiction'

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  Turbo Sex Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews

Link Here 8th August 2016

sex machines turboThe new Turbo Sex Machine was released by Diva® at Christmas 2016 -- available exclusively at for a limited period and with a very low promotional price -- only the early bird will catch this fantastic deal.

As with most machines sold by market leading retailer the Turbo Sex Machine is compatible with the world's best and most comprehensive dildo system the Vac-U-Lock ®.

To the power of this awesome piece of sexually fulfilling machinery -- a mind-blowing speed of up to 300 strokes per minute can be achieved but the user can set their own pace via the hand-held speed controller with its rotating dial. This fucking machine is a quality build with an impressive industrial built motor and construction of heavy steel coated in a luxury-look black finish.

As always you will never be disappointed with your purchase from as they always make sure the sex machine package is full of extra goodies, guaranteed to make the pleasure experience as good as it possibly could be. Included are two 15cm (6") dongs, the Diva® wizard flexible convertor (a device for adjusting the angle of penetration) and a free original magic wand massager which has an rrp of £59.99!

With a 1 year worldwide warranty and free next day delivery there has never been a better time to own this extremely competitively priced machine.

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