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John Thomas Original Tentacle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here25th September 2020

This four tone, medical grade platinum silicone dildo , is truly a thing of beauty.

A realistic Octopus tentacle, designed to slide inside your orifice of choice and tantalise and stimulate your every nerve ending. Stacked, handpoured colours, feature purple, lilac, hot pink, and baby pink, in this aesthetic masterpiece.

Every coarse ribbed ridge, is complimented by the erotic abundance of suckers, which adorn this innovative design. A maritime orgasmic treat for the senses - available in 4 different sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.

The Original Tentacle is both Vac-u-lock & O-Ring compatible and is presented with a plush faux velvet retail pouch for storage.

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John Thomas Spock's Cock Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 15th September 2020

Perhaps you've wondered why Spock doesn't seem to quite comprehend why human folk need to pep up their sex lives with the strange concept of love. Well perhaps John Thomas Toys has revealed why. Vulcans are blessed with such magnificent cocks that they simply don't need anything extra to help out.

Spock's Cock is indeed a magnificent weapon. The well pronounced ribs down the shaft are sure to create a wave of pleasure as each ridge penetrates deep inside. And to top it off, the penis head has a few more tricks down it's sleeve.

This fine dong is presented in beige and is suitable for attachment to sex machines and toys, such as those with Vac-U-Lock fittings.

Choose your size carefully, Vulcan achievements are somewhat in advance of what you may have ever seen before.

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John Thomas Oglin Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 25th August 2020

And before you ask, an oglin is a mythical beast that is a cross between an ogre and a goblin. Hopefully this dildo is an anatomically correct depiction of the giant, as the oglin is a legendary performer in the lust department.

This magnificent beast is moulded in beige, and features a ribbed shaft with each ring contributing to the pleasure as it delves deep inside.

The dildo features a vacuum suction pad that is suitable for attachment to standard locking systems such as Vac-U-Lock.

John Thomas Toys recommends that customers take car over dimensions, as premium quality platinum silicone is a heavyweight material that more than does justice to ogre-like cocks

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John Thomas Twisted Hogg Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 20th August 2020

Maybe one could say that this is a design from a twisted mind, but when it makes you squeal in delight then you've got to hand it to the creator.

The Twisted Hog is a unique butt plug fashioned as a pig's head, and is surely designed to make your tail curl in appreciation.

This sex toy is produced in premium quality Platinum Silicone which can be cleaned in the dishwater, and is suitable for heating up or cooling for heightened pleasures.

Note that this gammon pink butt plug does not have a suction cup and so isn't suitable for attaching to a sex machine.

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John Thomas Sergeant Major Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here8th August 2020

Reminiscent of a beret wearing Sergeant Major standing to attention, this butt plug is exactly what the medical officer ordered.

John Thomas Toys had great fun designing this sex toy, snapping out the orders, to produce a mold with a pronounced glans and a stumpy veined shaft. All specially designed for military grade anal pleasure.

Strangely presented in orange rather than Khaki green, the butt plug is compatible for use with vacuum locking systems such as Vac-U-Lockô.

And following the usual drill, the butt plug comes with a faux velvet storage bag.

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John Thomas Conka Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 2nd August 2020

In a fine example of British understatement, the Conka is actually shaped like a medieval fighting mace. Surely a butt plug designed to bring tears to your eyes... tears of pleasure that is.

The intricately shaped butt plug is created in hand made moulds designed by John Thomas Toys. The designers have chosen black as being the most appropriate colour for this plug.

Note that, as with many butt plugs, this toy does not feature a vacuum locking suction pad.

John Thomas toys advise that this is not a design best suited to beginners, and that all users are recommended to use plenty of lube with this little beauty.

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John Thomas Anal Bomb Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 27th July 2020

Casting aside the war time allusions of the name, the Anal Bomb is actually something of a pleasure bomb.

The rather squat lines of this anal butt plug do indeed make for an explosive sensation.

The gently reversed taper is created in hand crafted moulds designed by John Thomas Toys, and is presented appropriately in an iron grey colour scheme.

Platinum Silicone is the perfect material for a butt plug, and John Thomas Toys is confident that this design will prove to be a ticking time bomb.

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John Thomas Skittle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 26th July 2020

John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.

The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.

Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.

The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lockô.

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