Reviews

Yuppie certainly is a young urban professional and lives up to his name. He's not only stuck up - but stuck in the 1980's if you check out his wardrobe!

Yuppie is a 27 year old socialite who is minted. Based on his very own manhood; this platinum silicone dildo is perfectly tailored to effortlessly slip inside your desired orifice for your delectation.

Featuring a large scrotum, slender shaft and narrow veins, Yuppie leads up to a pointy exposed glans penis head ready for action - just hold on a minute while he puts his filofax down!

Yuppie comes in the regular 4 sizes and also in a choice of beige or brown colours. Choose between soft and medium firmness to ensure a bespoke experience.

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in an alternative darker colour.

Pervy Patrick himself is a randy old goat who should know better! He doesn't know the meaning of politically correct and loves nothing more than having an indiscrete perv on whichever unsuspecting women cross his path.

Our Pervy Patrick is a medical grade, platinum silicone realistic dildo with prominent veins, retracted foreskin an exposed glans and a large pair of testicles!

Patrick comes in the usual 4 sizes and in a choice of either beige or brown colour; he looks and feels great attached to your sex machine of choice and will not disappoint!

Patrick was designed in the UK and lovingly brought to life in the USA. Hypoallergenic and simple to clean, this impressive dildo enhances any sex toy collection. Complimentary suction cup and faux velvet bag included.

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in an alternative colour

Aptly named after the brute he is, Brutus is a meaty dildo with a much loved curvature which has made him a firm favourite. The unusual tilt is great for reaching those intimate areas that others fail to stimulate.

Enjoy Brutus handheld or allow a partner to harness him. For that extra thrill, attach him to a sex machine and unleash the potential of this silicone dildo delight.

Brutus is available in light brown or black and comes in 7, 9, 12 or 16. The XL version is an extremely popular giant dildo that doesn't stay on the shelf for long.

Lube up before you indulge in Brutus and we always recommend the uninitiated building up slowly in size. Brutus is available in a choice of firmness and comes complete with a stylish faux velvet storage bag.

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in beige

There is nothing more logical than our customer's love of Spock's Cock ! An immediate best seller as soon as it was launched; this wondrous platinum silicone dildo ticks all the boxes and is guaranteed to make you come in peace!

Spock's Cock boasts nodules and ripples in all the right places. A dipped penile head and thick veinage makes for an aesthetic Vulcan masterpiece.

Presenting in four convenient sizes and a choice of two colours, the giant dildo version is extremely popular.

Spock's Cock looks impressive in beige - but the rainbow fusion version is breathtaking!

Great for anal or vaginal penetration and even better when connected to a compatible sex machine.

See further details at John Thomas Toys