Melon Farmers Unrated

Sex Machines


Site Review

 Bendy   BigDaddy   BiggerBang   BlackMagic   BlueBalls   BlueBalls2   BondageLoveMachine   Caesar3.0   Caesar4.0   Commando   CompassLoveMachine   Cowgirl   DarkMagic   Deuce   DP    F*ckBox   FetishFantasyHotSeat   FetishFantasyGlide   FurnitureMate   GangBang   Glide   Hide-a-cock4   HoleSaw   InflatableLoveLounger   Kong   LuvLog   MasterBot   MasturbationMachines   MiaMaxx   Milker   MiniMite   MatrixMultiAngle   MiniStallion   MonsterCock   MotionLove   MyPleasurer   PowerBanger   PricelessII   Pro-GaugePenisPump   Probe   RedDevil   RendsCycloneMasturbator   RoboFuk   RoboticLovers   RockBox2   RockinChair   SaddleDeluxe   Samson   SexMachinesCoUkEnFrancais   ShockSpot   SpankOMatic2   SpankingMachine   SpinningSexSwing   Stallion   Stool   StrokingManIII   Sybian   TangoTW11   Toolbox   Turbo   uFUC   uFUCPro   Vac-u-lock   VersaCock   WillieWanka   YuboF7 
 HotMovies   JohnThomasToys   NicenNaughty   SexMachines 


The latest Sex Machines articles


 

Bendy 360 Degrees Fucking Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here 18th July 2022

The Bendy 360 Degrees Fucking Machine was released by Diva® at Christmas 2016 -- available exclusively at sexmachines.co.uk for a limited period and with a very low promotional price -- only the early bird will catch this fantastic deal.

As with most machines sold by market leading retailer sexmachines.co.uk the Bendy 360 ° Fucking Machine is compatible with the world's best and most comprehensive dildo system the Vac-U-Lock®.

The Bendy 360 ° fucking machine is very powerful providing a massive maximum stroke speed of 360 per minute -- with one of the two supplied 15cm (6") dongs attached and the benefit of clitoral stimulation with the speed controller's vibrating technology, exciting sexual pleasure is only a purchase away. The Bendy 360 ° Fucking Machine is very light and easy to pack away making it an ideal travel companion. The Bendy 360 ° Fucking Machine is made by Diva® a world renowned sex machine manufacturer -- quality of workmanship will guarantee endless hours of fast butt or vaginal pounding.

As always you will never be disappointed with your purchase from sexmachines.co.uk as they always make sure the sex machine package is full of extra goodies, guaranteed to make the pleasure experience as good as it possibly could be. Included are two 15cm (6") dongs, the Diva® wizard flexible convertor (a device for adjusting the angle of penetration) and a free original magic wand massager which has an rrp of £59.99!

With a 1 year worldwide warranty and free next day delivery there has never been a better time to own this extremely competitively priced machine.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

 

Turbo Sex Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here7th July 2022

The Turbo Sex Machine was released by Diva® at Christmas 2016. As with most machines sold by market leading retailer sexmachines.co.uk the Turbo Sex Machine is compatible with the world's best and most comprehensive dildo system the Vac-U-Lock®.

To the power of this awesome piece of sexually fulfilling machinery -- a mind-blowing speed of up to 300 strokes per minute can be achieved but the user can set their own pace via the hand-held speed controller with its rotating dial. This fucking machine is a quality build with an impressive industrial built motor and construction of heavy steel coated in a luxury-look black finish.

As always you will never be disappointed with your purchase from sexmachines.co.uk as they always make sure the sex machine package is full of extra goodies, guaranteed to make the pleasure experience as good as it possibly could be. Included are two 15cm (6") dongs, the Diva® wizard flexible convertor (a device for adjusting the angle of penetration) and a free original magic wand massager which has an rrp of £59.99!

With a 1 year worldwide warranty and free next day delivery there has never been a better time to own this extremely competitively priced machine.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

Motion Love Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here24th June 2022

Motion Love Machine is designed and manufactured by Diva the No.1 sex machine manufacturer since 1973, with Diva's years of expertise and innovation this is a great fucking machine.

The Motion Love Machine delivers incredible power and speed. Its low noise out-put & angle adjustability makes the Motion Love Machine excellent value. It has an incredible powerful thrust and torque level as well as angle adjustability. The heavy steel frame which is made from high quality durable black powder coating makes it very stable indeed. The Motion has 14 different angle positions from horizontal to vertical (over 180 degrees) no other machine is capable of this.

This machine has the EZ knob system which makes dismantling, storage and positioning quick and easy, taking all the stress out of your sex machine experience.

The Motion Love machine offers huge flexibility from a relatively small machine and price, it is compatible with the vac-u-lock system which give hundreds of possibilities for fun and is packed in a glossy presentation box.

With a massive 7 inch thrust stroke and up to 220 strokes a minute, this fucking machine  offers deep fast penetration. The Motion weighs just 9kg making it easy to move about and store, it has a 4ft corded controller, a very quiet motor, requires no batteries, is CE certified, ROHS compliant and offers a 1 year worldwide warranty.

See further details from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

 

My Pleasurer Love Machine...

Review


Link Here4th June 2022

Diva's My Pleasurer™ Love Machine delivers incredible power, angle adjustability and performance at an affordable price

It provides up to 300 thrusts per minute to make you explode with excitement every single time!

This sex machine includes two dildo attachments so you're ready to go straight out of the box

The machine is designed and engineered for flexible operation and can be used for both horizontal and vertical thrusting.

See further details about My Pleasurer Love Machine from sexmachines.co.uk

See My Pleasurer Sex Machines video from YouTube

 

 

Caesar 3.0 Love Machine...

Review


Link Here21st May 2022

We at www.sexmachines.co.uk have been trading since 2004 and have sold thousands of different types of fucking machines ranging from budget sex machines around £ 90 to premium orgasm machines over £ 2500 - but there's one particular fucking machine that sells incredibly well and always has +feedback from our customers...that is the Caesar 3.0 Love Machine - here's why this sex device is one of our top sellers:

  • Caesar 3.0 is ultra quiet even at full speed.
     
  • Caesar 3.0 has a mid range price point - excellent value.
     
  • Caesar 3.0 love machine is available in UK/EU 220V or US110V

Ceasar 3.0 includes FREE sex machine attachments and www.sexmachines.co.uk also includes a FREE Caesar Vac-U-Lock adaptor worth £ 24.99 that will allow the user to attach any Vac-U-Lockdildo to it. No other retailer includes this adaptor for free !

Caesar 3.0 fucking machine has a MIG welded steel frame and flat base, which allows the user to slide under her/his mattress and enjoy getting fucked or sucked on the bed.

Caesar 3.0 sex machine is manufactured by Topco Sales who are the leading manufacturer in the USA for sex toys.

Caesar 3.0 orgasm machine also comes with a FREE male masturbator toy, simply screw it onto the end of the Caesar rod shaft and this amazing penetration machine then turns into a male masturbation machine ...allowing the user to get wanked off from 0 - 130 pumps per minute!!

Stroke length is not adjustable however has a generous 6 stroke length, which is suitable for anal or vaginal use.

The mast erects within seconds and then you simply slide on the arm, secure and you're away.

Comes with retail packaging presentation box and instructions.

Can be used on laminate flooring, lino, carpet and slid under your bed mattress, if you find the Caesar 3.0 Love moving when on full power, we find putting some blu tak under the base helps.

Caesar 3.0 also has a corded remote control box allowing user to adjust settings when in use and allows complete control of device to user.

Hot pink powdered coated & chrome plated, which is not simply a painted product, powder coating is durable and scratches are minimal.

Our Rating:

  • value: 9/10
  • power: 8/10
  • durability: 8/10
  • functionality: 10/10
  • performance: 10/10

 


SexMachines.co.uk

Fucking Machines

We are the largest distributor of sex machines within UK & Europe.

PCI Compliant & Mcafee Secure online ordering.

FREE UK next day delivery on all our fucking machines.

We deliver worldwide to any country / any state.

Willy Wanka Fantasy Machine  
Diva Tool Box Lover
Spanking Machine
Robo Fuk Adjustable Sex Machine

www.sexmachines.co.uk
 



 Bendy   BigDaddy   BiggerBang   BlackMagic   BlueBalls   BlueBalls2   BondageLoveMachine   Caesar3.0   Caesar4.0   Commando   CompassLoveMachine   Cowgirl   DarkMagic   Deuce   DP    F*ckBox   FetishFantasyHotSeat   FetishFantasyGlide   FurnitureMate   GangBang   Glide   Hide-a-cock4   HoleSaw   InflatableLoveLounger   Kong   LuvLog   MasterBot   MasturbationMachines   MiaMaxx   Milker   MiniMite   MatrixMultiAngle   MiniStallion   MonsterCock   MotionLove   MyPleasurer   PowerBanger   PricelessII   Pro-GaugePenisPump   Probe   RedDevil   RendsCycloneMasturbator   RoboFuk   RoboticLovers   RockBox2   RockinChair   SaddleDeluxe   Samson   SexMachinesCoUkEnFrancais   ShockSpot   SpankOMatic2   SpankingMachine   SpinningSexSwing   Stallion   Stool   StrokingManIII   Sybian   TangoTW11   Toolbox   Turbo   uFUC   uFUCPro   Vac-u-lock   VersaCock   WillieWanka   YuboF7 
 HotMovies   JohnThomasToys   NicenNaughty   SexMachines 


 

melonfarmers icon

Home

Index

Links

Email

Shop
 


US

World

Media

Nutters

Liberty
 

Film Cuts

Cutting Edge

Info

Sex News

Sex+Shopping
 


Adult Store Reviews

Adult DVD & VoD

Adult Online Stores

New Releases/Offers

Latest Reviews

FAQ: Porn Legality

Sex Shops List

Lap Dancing List

Satellite X List

Sex Machines List

John Thomas Toys