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News Tuesday 31st March...

Nutter Watch UK Nutters chis charities
Children's 'charities' get nasty about internet censorship
Seeking onerous age verification that would make it near impossible to have anything adult on the internet
BBFC News BBFC Daily Poster Broken Horses 2015 Vidhu Vinod Chopra
Daily UK Ratings from the BBFC
The Goob, Darkest Day, Grimm Tales, Open Windows, The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Shopping Recent releases The Dario Argento Collection Blu ray
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
The Dario Argento Collection, The Lucio Fulci Collection, Day of Anger
Shopping New Listings Germany Pale Mother Helma Sanders Brahms
Shopping: Germany Pale Mother
1980 West Germany drama by Helma Sanders-Brahms set for the Director's Cut UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 18th May 2015
Nutter Watch Outrage Latest dizzee rascal couple of stacks video
Daily Mail and the BBFC recommend the first 18 rated music video on YouTube
Couple of Stacks by Dizzee Rascal
Africa News Africa News south africa supreme court
Update: Hard Done
South African court refuses appeal against decision requiring TV censor to reconsider licence granted to porn service

 

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Sleeping with the Enemy

Sleeping with the Enemy trail

Cutting Edge Episode 18:
Sleeping with the Enemy

No sex, please, we're censors.

A great example of a mainstream sex scene that once defined the difference between an R rating and an NC-17 rating
 


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film New Listings

31st Mar
Germany Pale Mother Helma Sanders Brahms
Shopping: Germany Pale Mother
1980 West Germany drama by Helma Sanders-Brahms set for the Director's Cut UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 18th May 2015
South Asia South Asia

30th Mar
unfreedom
Update: Unfreedom
Indian film censors ban lesbian themed thriller
movies Movie News

28th Mar
Dolce Vita DVD Marcello Mastroianni
Extract: La Dolce Vita
BBFC look back at their ratings for Fellini's masterpiece
film New Listings

27th Mar
Fifty Shades Grey Unseen DVD
Shopping: Fifty Shades of Grey
2015 USA romance by Sam Taylor-Johnson set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 22nd June 2015 both including an extended version
film Films Latest

26th Mar
Quick Trims: Left Behind
Cutting Edge Quick Trims 19: Left Behind
A YouTube video of BBFC advised cuts for a 12 rating
film New Listings Commando Directors Blu ray Arnold Schwarzenegger
Shopping: Commando: Director's Cut
1985 USA action thriller by Mark L Lester set for first UK release on Blu-ray on 4th May 2015
movies Movie News

25th Mar
Poster Mortdecai 2015 David Koepp
Extract: The Deprecated Version
Unusual marketing for Johnny Depp in Mortdecai on home video.
film New Listings

24th Mar
Cannibal Ferox Blu ray Deluxe Lorraine
Shopping: Cannibal Ferox
1981 Italy horror adventure by Umberto Lenzi set for US Blu-ray release on 12th May 2015
movies Movie News Welcome New York region Format
Not Welcome in New York
Abel Ferrara's new film Welcome to New York won't be released in New York

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World News UK Nutters

31st Mar
chis charities
Children's 'charities' get nasty about internet censorship
Seeking onerous age verification that would make it near impossible to have anything adult on the internet
Africa News Africa News south africa supreme court
Update: Hard Done
South African court refuses appeal against decision requiring TV censor to reconsider licence granted to porn service
South Asia South Asia

30th Mar
india supreme court
Update: Block On
India's Supreme Court confirms India's website blocking regime buts finds against other aspects of internet censorship
South Asia South Asia Bangladesh flag
Update: Murderous Censorship
Another atheist blogger murdered in Bangladesh
World News Middle East turkey see no evil
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Artists against Erdogan's censorship
Turkish artists feel oppressed by the government. Beyond censorship and commercial speculation, an alternative art scene offers some hope. By Ceyda Nurtsch.
UK News Bollox Britain

29th Mar
childcatcher
School bullies of the most despicable kind
Cheshire schools implicitly threaten that parents who allow their kids to play 18 rated games will lose their children
books Book News clean reader logo
Updated: Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam
Authors object to book censorship app that converts their carefully constructed prose into shite
Control Freaks Control Freaks Old Bailey
Update: Sharing a long list
UK ISPs now blocking 110 file sharing sites by court order
World News World News ecuador bonil
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Drawing pressure
Cartoonists react to threats on free speech

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Nutter Watch Outrage Latest

31st Mar
dizzee rascal couple of stacks video
Daily Mail and the BBFC recommend the first 18 rated music video on YouTube
Couple of Stacks by Dizzee Rascal
UK News UK News

29th Mar
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Update: Secularist of the Year
Charlie Hebdo staff honoured for bravery in the face of terrorism
Nutter Watch PC News

28th Mar
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Fun Loving Daily Star Brightens up Miserable Britain
Whilst offensive censor objects ban competition to win meeting with Page 3 girls
Nutter Watch PC News nick cohen writing from london logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Political correctness devours its own children
It is abandoning its children, and declaring them illegitimate. It is shouting down activists who once subscribed to its doctrines and turning its guns on its own. By Nick Cohen
Nutter Watch PC News

27th Mar
Spiked logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Germanwings: can we no longer call mad people mad?
The policing of language has reached lunatic levels. By Brendan O'Neill
adverts Advert News

26th Mar
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Commented: Arsey censor
PC advert censor bans another American Apparel product image
books Book News

25th Mar
Weirdos vs Quimboids Natasha Desborough
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Speaking of Camel Toes and Quims
Why I couldn't use the phrase 'camel toes' in the title of my first novel by Natasha Desborough
US News US News

24th Mar
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Update: Fleeting Fairness
Disgraceful US TV censor lays into TV station that accidentally transmitted a tiny peripheral porn clip in a 6pm news item
World News World Nutters Australian Christian Lobby
Viewed from the Lobby
Morality campaigners get Australian outdoor showing of Fifty Shades of Grey cancelled

Sex Articles Logo

   
Red Umbrella World P4P

28th Mar
street walker fashion
Update: Passive Oppression
French sex workers order to wear plain clothes
Red Umbrella UK P4P

22nd Mar
laura lee
Update: Northern Ireland Human Rights Abuse
Sex worker to launch legal challenge of law criminalising the purchase of sex
Red Umbrella World P4P

20th Mar
Sweden flag
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Remaining unconvinced
The New York Times investigates Sweden's laws criminalising men who buy sex
US News US News

16th Mar
marriage 2 0
Marrying of hardcore and mainstream
Marriage 2.0 cut for an NC-17 rated version for a more mainstream market
Red Umbrella World P4P council
Update: On the Periphery of Rome
The church unites with sex workers against plans to move red light zone to deserted area
Sex Sells Sex Latest

15th Mar
R18 Story
Censorship Rules for R18 and UK Video on Demand
The latest R18 guidelines as described by the BBFC at an ATVOD seminar for adult producers in November 2014
Red Umbrella World P4P Costa Rica flag
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Tourists on Sex Vacations are Increasingly Younger and Female
The stereotype of sexual tourists in Costa Rica being older, gray-haired, and western men is being shattered by a new generation of libidinous travelers who happen to be younger, and sometimes female
   

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Shopping Recent releases

31st Mar
The Dario Argento Collection Blu ray
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
The Dario Argento Collection, The Lucio Fulci Collection, Day of Anger
Shopping Recent releases

30th Mar
The Gun DVD Ben Barnes
Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
The Wild Angels, Day of Anger, Darling, For Men Only, Doc of the Dead, ABCs of Death 2
Shopping Recent releases Tales Hoffmann Special Digitally Restored
Shopping: Tales Of Hoffmann
2015 film by Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Acute Psychosis Highway Joe Ross
Shopping: Acute Psychosis: Highway To Hell
2007 USA thriller by Howie Askins just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Krankenhaus Adriano Aragon
Shopping: Krankenhaus
2008 USA horror thriller by Marc Rezvani just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases

29th Mar
Scorpion King Warrior Battle Redemption
Shopping: The Scorpion King 4 Movie Collection
2002 USA/Germany/Belgium action adventure fantasy thriller by Chuck Russell just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases Sins Dracula Michael Thurber
Shopping: The Sins Of Dracula
2014 USA horror by Richard Griffin just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Dead Man Blu ray Johnny Depp
Shopping: Dead Man
1995 USA / Germany / Japan western fantasy drama by Jim Jarmusch just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases

28th Mar
Shell Have DVD Bob Monkhouse
Shopping: She'll Have To Go
1962 UK comedy by Robert Asher once cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD

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Shopping New Listings

31st Mar
Germany Pale Mother Helma Sanders Brahms
Shopping: Germany Pale Mother
1980 West Germany drama by Helma Sanders-Brahms set for the Director's Cut UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 18th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Whats Left DVD Victoria Almeida
Shopping: What's Left of Us
horror drama by Christoph Behl set for UK DVD release on 11th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Are Monster DVD Leeshon Alexander
Shopping: We Are Monster
2014 UK drama by Antony Petrou set for UK DVD release on 11th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Town That Dreaded Sundown DVD
Shopping: The Town That Dreaded Sundown
2014 USA horror thriller by Alfonso Gomez-Rejon set for UK DVD release on 20th July 2015
Shopping New Listings Open Windows DVD Elijah Wood
Shopping: Open Windows
2014 Spain / USA action crime thriller by Nacho Vigalondo set for UK DVD release on 20th April 2015
Shopping New Listings Grimm Tales Lara Flynn Boyle
Shopping: Grimm Tales
2013 USA comedy horror by Duane Journey set for UK DVD release on 4th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Darkest Day DVD Chris Wandell
Shopping: Darkest Day
2015 UK action horror adventure by Dan Rickard set for UK DVD release on 25th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Deep Darkness Blu ray Dean Stockwell
Shopping: Deep In The Darkness
2014 USA horror thriller by Colin Theys set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 21st April 2015
Shopping New Listings

29th Mar
Final Girl DVD Abigail Breslin
Shopping: Final Girl
2015 Canada / USA action thriller by Tyler Shields set for UK DVD release on 18th May 2015

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Sex Sells New and Offers

31st Mar
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Nerd Pervert 1
Selected releases at Simply Porn
Sex Sells New and Offers

30th Mar
DVD front cover
Cicciolina packt aus
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells New and Offers

29th Mar
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The Sea Monster Prefers Brunettes!
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

28th Mar
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Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from Devils Films
Sex Sells Sex Machines

27th Mar
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Sneaky Pete
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers DVD front cover
Barbarella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Selected releases at CD Universe
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th Mar
dvd_front_cover
Alice In Wonderland - A XXX Parody
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

25th Mar
DVD front cover
Axel Braun's Squirt Class
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells Sex Machines

24th Mar
sex machine hide a cock 4
Hide-a-cock 4.0
Sex Machine Reviews

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