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Update: Classification App
Australia parliament passes bill to allow the use of a classification tool to rate games and apps
adverts Advert News Wolfenstein Order Online Game Code
Shooting, stabbing and strangling Nazis
ASA dismisses whinge about advert for computer game, Wolfenstein: The New Order
TV Censorship TV News dr who kiss
Updated: Forked Tongue Wagging
Whingeing at lesbian lizard kiss on Dr Who
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Aliens, Life After Beth, Halloween Haunting, Where the Devil Hides
Shopping Recent releases Queen Margot bluray Isabelle Adjani
Shopping: Queen Margot
Director's Cut of the 1994 France/Italy/Germany biography drama history romance by Patrice Chéreau just released on US Blu-ray
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Tongue in cheek campaign protests against internet censorship
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Labor Intensive: In Defense of Sex Work
Sex work is not a liability. It is a form of labor and art; its participants don't deserve violence or stigma. By A Dozen Pissed Off Sex Workers
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Australia News Aussie News

28th Aug
Found DVD Gavin Brown
Updated: Found missing 7 minutes
Australian film censors finally unban Found, in an even more heavily cut version
film Films Latest film censor certs
BBFC Podcast 23
International Film Classification
South Asia South Asia

26th Aug
Sex Tape Blu ray
Update: Sexless Tape
Hollywood comedy unbanned in India after 10 minutes of cuts
movies Movie News

25th Aug
Expendables 3 Blu ray Sylvester Stallone
Update: The Expendable Expendables 3
No sign of a 'harder cut' for UK home video
South Asia South Asia dilli 1984
Update: Disturbing
India's film censor bans Dilli 1984
movies Movie News Story Ricky DVD Fan Wong
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Offsite Article: Ten Extremely Disturbing Movie Moments
That Got Past The British Censors! By Pooch
South Asia South Asia

22nd Aug
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Update: The Fear of Film
India bans film about the assassination of Indira Gandhi
MPAA MPAA News

21st Aug
love is strange
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Why the MPAA thinks all gay people should be rated R
Querying the R rating for the new movie Love is Strange
MPAA MPAA News

19th Aug
Expendables 3 DVD Sylvester Stallone
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The Expendables team fails its primary objective
Did piracy and/or a PG-13 rating doom the box office takings for Expendables 3?

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Australia News Aussie News

28th Aug
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Update: Classification App
Australia parliament passes bill to allow the use of a classification tool to rate games and apps
Internet Internet News pussycat riot campaign logo
The Pussycat Riot
Tongue in cheek campaign protests against internet censorship
World News Asia Pacific

27th Aug
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Update: Uncritical News
Thailand's military dictators allow banned satellite channels to resume broadcasting as long as their news is censored
World News Asia Pacific

26th Aug
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Update: Protesting Censorship
Researchers find that Chinese censorship of social media is more about preventing organised protests rather than blocking personal opinions:
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25th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Diaspora
'The online social world where you are in control', as proven by Islamic State
World News Asia Pacific

24th Aug
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Festival of Censorship
China bans the 11th Beijing Independent Film Festival
Control Freaks Control Freaks Fast Furious Vin Diesel
Fact and Furious
Man jailed for nearly 3 years for recording movie at cinema for internet upload
South Asia South Asia

23rd Aug
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Update: Unlikable Law
Indian State legislation to post on Facebook or even 'like' anything that may hurt the religious sentiments of the easily offended
World News Asia Pacific

22nd Aug
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The art of grabbing power
Singapore's media censors take on a new remit for arts entertainment but won't force event organisers to self censor.

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28th Aug
Wolfenstein Order Online Game Code
Shooting, stabbing and strangling Nazis
ASA dismisses whinge about advert for computer game, Wolfenstein: The New Order
TV Censorship TV News dr who kiss
Updated: Forked Tongue Wagging
Whingeing at lesbian lizard kiss on Dr Who
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Playing Lucky Star
Sheriffs of PC form a posse to run a Zara children's t-shirt out of town
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27th Aug
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ASA Beyond Redemption
Advert censor bans another advert using iconic Brazilian landmark
Nutter Watch PC News Wrecking Ball
Update: Wrecking the Miserablist's Case
Britain's 2nd most whinged about music video wins at the MTV Award
Nutter Watch PC News trelise cooper indian headress
A feather in the bully's cap
Picking on a fashion designer for being unPC about indian headdresses
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26th Aug
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Update: At war with @Peace
New Zealand campaign group complains against song about killing of the country's prime minister
World News World Nutters Cersei Lannister Weakness Thrones Poster
Church Villains
Croatian church blocks filming of Cersei Lannister's naked walk of shame
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25th Aug
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An Emoticon for Outrage
Thai Buddhists complain about messaging app emoticons

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28th Aug
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Boob Aid
Japanese porn stars offer their breasts for fondling in return for a charitable donation
Red Umbrella US P4P christy mack
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Labor Intensive: In Defense of Sex Work
Sex work is not a liability. It is a form of labor and art; its participants don't deserve violence or stigma. By A Dozen Pissed Off Sex Workers
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27th Aug
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A Safer New York
Police can no longer claim that the possession of multiple condoms is evidence of prostitution
Sex Sells Sex for Fun cuffs
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: A Sadistic State
An alarming tale about how the state can destroy a person's careers over enjoying a little kink. By Margaret Corvid
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26th Aug
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Update: Tax Break
Philadelphia abandons attempts to tax individual lap dances
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25th Aug
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Bangkok's underground porn cinemas reveal a secret world of gay sex and trans sex workers
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24th Aug
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Update: Flatly Repressive
German politicians seek to force sex workers to register, impose a minimum age of 21, and ban flat rate pricing
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23rd Aug
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Free Dr Who parody released
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Ann Summers launches new lingerie line with the untimely name, Isis

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10th Aug
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Diary: Profanity Pop
12th to 31st August 2014. An art exhibition having fun with the Disneyfication of Christianity
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25th Jun
Captain Underpants Preposterous Plight Purple
Diary: Banned Books Week
21st-27th September 2014. Captain Underpants will appear at events throughout the US.
Diary Diary

10th Jun
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Diary: Frizzi 2 Fulci
31st October 2014. Halloween at the Barbican An evening of cult Italian horror films and music
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1st Jun
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Diary: AVN Show
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28th Aug
Queen Margot bluray Isabelle Adjani
Shopping: Queen Margot
Director's Cut of the 1994 France/Italy/Germany biography drama history romance by Patrice Chéreau just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Jersey Shore Massacre Danielle Dallacco
Shopping: Jersey Shore Massacre
2014 USA comedy horror by Paul Tarnopol just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Heli DVD Armando Espitia
Shopping: Heli
2013 Mexico / France / Germany / Netherlands crime drama by Amat Escalante just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
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27th Aug
Hell Living Night Terror Blu ray
Shopping: Hell of the Living Dead/Rats Night of Terror
1980 Italy/Spain video nasty by Bruno Mattei just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Aleister Crowley Legend Dom Lenoir
Shopping: Aleister Crowley: Legend of the Beast
2013 USA biography by Dom Lenoir just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Informant DVD Gilles Lelouche
Shopping: The Informant
2013 France / Canada crime thriller by Julien Leclercq just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases

26th Aug
Commando Front Line Directors Cut
Shopping: Commando: On the Front Line
TV documentary series by Chris Terrill just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases Only Lovers Left Alive Blu ray
Shopping: Only Lovers Left Alive
2013 UK / Germany / Greece horror romance by Jim Jarmusch just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases FACE Party Massacre Sienna Beckman
Shopping: FACE: A Frat Party Massacre
2012 USA horror thriller by Taka Arai and Norith Soth just released on US DVD

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28th Aug
Where Devil Hides Rufus Sewell
Shopping: Where the Devil Hides
2014 USA thriller by Christian E Christiansen set for UK DVD release on 6th October 2014
Shopping New Listings Halloween Haunting DVD Richard Tyson
Shopping: Halloween Haunting
2012 USA crime horror drama by Terron R Parsons set for UK DVD release on 13th October 2014
Shopping New Listings Bigfoot Wars Judd Nelson
Shopping: Bigfoot Wars
2014 USA Sci-Fi film by Brian T Jaynes set for US DVD release on 2nd September 2014
Shopping New Listings

27th Aug
Companeros Blu ray Jack Palance
Shopping: Companeros
1970 Italy / West Germany / Spain action comedy western by Sergio Corbucci set for US Blu-ray release on 28th October 2014
Shopping New Listings Wolfcop Blu ray Leo Fafard
Shopping: Wolfcop
2014 Canada comedy horror by Lowell Dean set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 13th October 2014
Shopping New Listings Treehouse DVD J Michael Trautmann
Shopping: Treehouse
2014 UK / USA horror by Michael Bartlett set for UK DVD release on 13th October 2014
Shopping New Listings Smoke DVD Ben Pickering
Shopping: The Smoke
2014 UK / France crime romance by Ben Pickering set for UK DVD release on 20th October 2014
Shopping New Listings Reaper Vinnie Jones Danny Trejo
Shopping: Reaper
2014 USA crime Sci-Fi horror by Wen-Han Shih (as Philip Shih) set for UK DVD release on 6th October 2014
Shopping New Listings Omar DVD Adam Bakri
Shopping: Omar
2013 Palestine thriller by Hany Abu-Assad set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 6th October 2014

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28th Aug
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27th Aug
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26th Aug
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25th Aug
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24th Aug
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Mommy, Me, And A Gangster 3
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23rd Aug
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22nd Aug
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Art of Romance 3
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