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Director's Cut of 1984 USA action comedy horror sci-fi by Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman just released on UK Steelbook Edition Blu-ray
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Update: The Art of Outrage
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22nd Nov
happy new year
Update: Movie Spoilers
India ends experiment with nagging pop-up warning during movie scenes showing alcohol
World News Asia Pacific

20th Nov
Hunger Games Mockingjay Part DVD
Three Fingered Salute
Thai cinemas cancel showings of Mockingjay as its symbology chimes with those opposing military dictatorship
film New Listings Whisper Scream Blu ray Vincent Price
Shopping: From A Whisper To A Scream
1987 USA action horror thriller by Jeff Burr, cut by the BBFC, set for US Blu-ray release on 17th February 2015
movies Movie News Found Gavin Brown
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Found Missing 99s
Movie-Censorship reveals that the UK release of Found is cut by 99s so must have suffered pre-cuts in addition to the 4s of BBFC cuts.
movies Movie News

18th Nov
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Paddington Bear and his Mild Sex References
The Daily Mail, the book's author and SaferMedia all whinge at the BBFC for its consumer advice for the movie, Paddington
film New Listings

16th Nov
Hercules DVD Dwayne Johnson
Shopping: Hercules
Movie-Censorship.com reveals the details of the Extended Version (whilst UK viewers suffer a cut 12 rated version)
movies Movie News

15th Nov
Maze Runner Will Poulter
The Maze Runner
An uncut 15 rated Audio Descriptive Version suggests that the UK will see an uncut home video release
movies Movie News Reach Me Sylvester Stallone
Collection
US drama by John Herzfeld has two versions, passed 15 and 12, available for UK video release
MPAA MPAA News

13th Nov
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Where Google doesn't go
MPAA launches a search engine to find legal movie options

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World News PC News

21st Nov
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Siding with Offencemongers
Advert censor bans humourous GiffGaff advert for alluding to sex
UK News UK News smallprint
Worthy of a Bad Review
Hotel compounds bad service with a smallprint fraud of charging guests for a bad review
South Asia South Asia india government logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Banning Everything
Detailed notes from Indian government meeting about implementing massive internet censorship
World News PC News

18th Nov
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A Question for Sweden
Would a gender equality rating for a computer game ironically mean that it was a game for girls?
US News US News US Senate
SAVE Our Liberty
US civil liberties groups oppose a proposed law against adult adverts that will result in massive censorship of general internet advertising and also user generated content
World News Asia Pacific

17th Nov
andrew jack
So Last Century
New Zealand chief censor whinges that he is left out of the loop on computer games distributed online
World News East Europe wikipedia logo
Update: An Encyclopedia of Propaganda
Russia plans to replace US Wikipedia with Russian Wikipedia
World News Asia Pacific sarft logo
Update: House of Cards Collapses
China bans everything from internet TV
World News Internet Video

16th Nov
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The Audiovisal Media Sevices Regulations 2014 (sic)
A new government law to crucify British adult websites is so shoddy that they didn't bother to spell check the title, and it comes into effect on 1st December

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Nutter Watch PC News

22nd Nov
tesco censorship values logo
Update: Tesco Declines into Censorship
Now tabloid newspaper covers will be censored
Nutter Watch PC News exhibit b brett bailey
Update: The Art of Outrage
Censorship campaigners call for Exhibit B be to be banned in Paris
EU News West Europe

21st Nov
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Outrage Light
Having fun with beer from the Austrian town of Fucking
Nutter Watch PC News we have to stop logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: PC culture...There's definitely such thing
Quit the offencemongering.
Nutter Watch PC News

20th Nov
Lynne Featherstone
Updated: Ever more strident demands from the politically correct
Lynne Featherstone puts her right to not be offended above fundamental human rights
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Oft Offended Opportunists
US TV censor isn't supporting the call for a ban of the word 'Redskins' referring to the Washington DC football
Nutter Watch PC News

19th Nov
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Feminism has become toxic
The Guardian's Julie Bindel notes that baying PC lynch mob has been attracting some justifiably negative press lately
EU News West Europe

17th Nov
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Censorship Body
Police censor living artwork in Helsinki
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16th Nov
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: A Well Formed Body Image
Toplessness - the one Victorian taboo that won't go away

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20th Nov
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Fun in Bangkok and Amsterdam
Researchers find that 1 in ten men have paid for sex at some time in their life
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19th Nov
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Extract 15 years of Ann Summers in Ireland
Has the sky fallen in?
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16th Nov
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12th Nov
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Update: Hard Decision
South African porn channel to fight court decision requiring it to re-apply for permission to broadcast
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Update: Men paying for sex criminalised and the girls will pay for it
Canada signs bill into law that seems designed to endanger sex workers
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11th Nov
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Searching for help
The porn industry asks Google Search to promote legal sources over pirate content
Red Umbrella UK P4P vice logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: British Politicians Need to Look Out for Prostitutes
Sex workers in a criminalised environment cannot call for police help lest they themselves get in trouble. By Frankie Mullin
Red Umbrella UK P4P

10th Nov
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Update: Safety First
John McDonnell MP makes a robust and constructive House of Commons speech against the criminalisation of people buying sex
Sex Sells Sex Latest

7th Nov
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Listen to sex workers
we can explain what decriminalisation would mean If progress is to be made now an amendment to the modern slavery bill has been defeated, MPs must invite us into the discussion

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29th Oct
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Diary: Monster Fest
20th - 30th November 2014. Cult and horror film festival in Melbourne, Australia
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28th Oct
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Diary: White Ribbon Against Pornography Week
26th October - 1st November 2014. Moral campaigners and nonsense peddlers unite to have a whinge about porn in the US
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25th Sep
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Diary: AVN Show
21st - 24th January 2015, Hard Rock Cafe, Las Vegas

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22nd Nov
Toxic Avenger Steelbook Blu ray DVD
Shopping: The Toxic Avenger Steelbook
Director's Cut of 1984 USA action comedy horror sci-fi by Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman just released on UK Steelbook Edition Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Skinless Brandon Salkil
Shopping: Skinless
2013 USA horror by Dustin Mills just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Moontrap Blu ray Walter Koenig
Shopping: Moontrap
1989 USA Sci-Fi horror by Robert Dyke just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases

21st Nov
Jimmy Collection Tattooed Dragon Called
Shopping: The Jimmy Wang Yu Collection
With 2 out of the 4 film sonce cut by the BBFC, just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Iron Rose DVD Francoise Pascal
Shopping: The Iron Rose
1973 France horror by Jean Rollin just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases Frank Millers Sin City Blu ray
Shopping: Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
2014 USA action crime thriller by Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases

20th Nov
The Earth Caught Fire Blu ray
Shopping: The Day the Earth Caught Fire
1961 UK Sci-Fi romance by Val Guest, maybe once cut, just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Girl Knew Much Format Blu ray
Shopping: The Girl Who Knew Too Much
1963 Italy comedy mystery thriller by Mario Bava just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Peaky Blinders DVD Cillian Murphy
Shopping: Peaky Blinders - Series 2
2014 UK TV series by Colm McCarthy just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

22nd Nov
Attack Morningside Monster Nicholas Brendon
Shopping: Attack Of The Morningside Monster
2014 USA horror thriller by Chris Ethridge set for US DVD release on 20th January 2015
Shopping New Listings Stripped Kill Kay Lenz
Shopping: Stripped to Kill
1987 USA crime horror mystery by Katt Shea set for US DVD release on 9th December 2014
Shopping New Listings

21st Nov
He Who Dares Downing Blu ray
Shopping: He Who Dares: Downing Street Siege
2015 UK action film by Paul Tanter set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 5th January 2015
Shopping New Listings As Above So Below DVD
Shopping: As Above, So Below
2014 USA horror thriller by John Erick Dowdle set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 26th December 2014
Shopping New Listings New Years Evil Blu ray Kelly
Shopping: New Year's Evil
1980 USA horror thriller by Emmett Alston set for US Blu-ray release on 24th February 2015
Shopping New Listings

20th Nov
Whisper Scream Blu ray Vincent Price
Shopping: From A Whisper To A Scream
1987 USA action horror thriller by Jeff Burr, cut by the BBFC, set for US Blu-ray release on 17th February 2015
Shopping New Listings

19th Nov
Animal Blu ray Joey Lauren Adams
Shopping: Animal
2014 USA horror thriller by Brett Simmons set for US Blu-ray release on 17th February 2015
Shopping New Listings

18th Nov
Lets Cops DVD Jake Johnson
Shopping: Let's Be Cops
2014 USA action comedy by Luke Greenfield set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 26th December 2014
Shopping New Listings Guvnors DVD Gabe Turner
Shopping: The Guvnors
2014 UK thriller by Gabe Turner set for UK DVD and Blu-Ray release on 29th December 2014

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22nd Nov
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Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from Evil Empire and Tino Media
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21st Nov
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Boss Fantasies
Galleries at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

20th Nov
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Lesbian Stepsisters
New releases from Simply Porn
Sex Sells New and Offers

19th Nov
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The Baron's Whores
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

18th Nov
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Night Creatures
Selected releases at British Porn
Sex Sells New and Offers

17th Nov
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Sex is all Relatives
New releases at Britvids
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16th Nov
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Vibrator Bar
Introducing Tokyo's bar cum sex shop
Sex Sells New and Offers dvd_front_cover
OMG...It's The Spice Girls XXX Parody
Recommended by the BBFC
Sex Sells New and Offers

14th Nov
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Secretary With Glasses
Selected releases at Hot Movies

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