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1968 UK drama by Alastair Reid, previously cut by the BBFC and just released on UK DVD
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In the Face of Threats
Facebook censors images of Mohammed in Turkey
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Bearly Legal
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movies Movie News

29th Jan
Evil Dead DVD Jane Levy
Update: More Dead
Channel 4 airs an extended version for the 2013 Evil Dead
US News US News

28th Jan
American Sniper DVD UltraViolet
Sniping
Arab American campaigners unhappy with the Hollywood film, American Sniper
film New Listings

27th Jan
Mothers Day Blu ray Tiana Pierce Nov
Shopping: Mother's Day
1980 comedy horror unbanned by the BBFC for first UK release on 23rd March 2015
film New Listings Men Only DVD Pete Walker
Shopping: For Men Only
1967 adult drama by Pete Walker, previously cut by the BBFC, now set for UK DVD release on 30th March 2015
film New Listings Shanghai Thirteen DVD Andy Lau
Shopping: The Shanghai Thirteen
1984 Taiwan / Hong Kong action film by Cheh Chang set for UK DVD release on 9th February 2015
South Asia South Asia

26th Jan
Poster Baby 2015 Neeraj Pandey
Update: Baby
Indian film banned in Pakistan over sensitivity of being depicted as terrorists
World News Asia Pacific Interview Blu ray UltraViolet James Franco
Update: Dictator's Club
North Korea persuades Cambodia to ban The Interview, at least from cinema and TV
movies Movie News Skyfall DVD Daniel Craig_updated
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: A Fall from Grace
ITV cuts over a minute from the Christmas Eve 8pm showing of Skyfall
film Films Latest

25th Jan
James Ferman
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BBFC Podcast 26 discusses the first half of James Ferman's reign at the board

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29th Jan
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: A little angry bird told me
The Guardian details how GCHQ and NSA hoover up personal data leaking from apps such as Angry Birds
EU News West Europe

28th Jan
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A Twisted Definition of Tolerance
Jewish leaders in a disgraceful call for censorship and a European blasphemy law, subtly hiding it behind a ban on reprehensible cultural practices
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27th Jan
Mein Kampf Adolf Hitler
I am not calling for a ban...BUT
British MP Thomas Docherty calls for the banning of Hitler's book, Mein Kampf
World News News Latest facesitting protest
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Offsite Article: North East blue movie producer says the law on porn is an ass
Good to see local press being supportive of the British adult industry being snuffed out by David Cameron's censorship
World News PC News

26th Jan
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Lest it 'offends' the terrorists
Don't call a terrorist a terrorist. A fascinating lesson in BBC political correctness and news reporting.
World News Internet Video

25th Jan
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Extracts: Fighting the Good Fight
Pandora Blake debates and opposes Cameron's suffocating porn censorship
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Fear of muslim violence leads V and A museum to disclaim possessing images of Mohammed
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24th Jan
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Julia Reda of the Pirate Party publishes a draft report into overhauling EU copyright law
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23rd Jan
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Updated: We are sorry to interrupt your browsing but the government wants to censor your internet
Sky Broadband censor people's internet first and then ask them if they want to turn it off

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29th Jan
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Smashing up Phil Neville
BBC responds to complaints about throwaway comment by football pundit
World News Middle East Facebook logo
In the Face of Threats
Facebook censors images of Mohammed in Turkey
Nutter Watch PC News

28th Jan
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GoDaddy bullied into pulling Super Bowl advert featuring a puppy
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US Sleepy Hollow Season 1 DVD
Update: Rajan Zed Recommends
Fox TV's Sleepy Hollow
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27th Jan
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Update: Quality Nonsense
Rajan Zed professionally offended by ginger beer label
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25th Jan
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Updated: Supporting Violent Censorship
International events to support the censorship of Charlie hebdo
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Update: Dam It! Jam It!
One Million Moms recommend Kellogg's Pop Tarts
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Updated: Gandhi-Bot
US beer makers apologise over using Gandhi's image on a beer can.
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24th Jan
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Updated: Comments on Charlie
A round up of essays

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29th Jan
Teddy Love Plush Bear Vibrator
Bearly Legal
Teddy bear sex toy is a hit at the AVN Expo
Sex Sells World News

28th Jan
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Romantic Boulevard
Plans for a sex themed park in Taiwan
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Second Chances
Winner of the 2015 AVN Award for the Best Romance Movie
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27th Jan
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24 XXX - An Axel Braun Parody
Winner of the AVN 2015 Award for Best Parody and Best Movie
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26th Jan
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Anissa Kate: The Widow (English Language)
Matthieu Leblanc's adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Foreign Feature
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25th Jan
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Aftermath
Brad Armstrong adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Drama
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Update: #NotPee
A Twitter debate about miserable claims that squirting is peeing
Sex Sells Sex Aware

22nd Jan
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Orgasmic Discrimination
The question isn't if female ejaculation is real. It's why you don't trust women to tell you. The debate about squirting is actually about whether or not women can be trusted to accurately report their own sexual experiences.
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21st Jan
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Adult virtual world set to adopt virtual reality headset technology

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26th Jan
Scanners DVD Stephen Lack
Diary: Mad Science Season
February on the Horror Channel
Diary Diary

30th Dec
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Diary: AVN Show
21st - 24th January 2015, Hard Rock Cafe, Las Vegas
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10th Dec
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Diary: Frightfest Glasgow
26-28th February 2015. Horror film festival

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29th Jan
Baby Love DVD Ann Lynn
Shopping: Baby Love
1968 UK drama by Alastair Reid, previously cut by the BBFC and just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases Neverlake DVD Daisy Keeping
Shopping: Neverlake
2013 Italy horror mystery drama by Riccardo Paoletti just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases Desert Hearts Release 2015 DVD
Shopping: Desert Hearts
1985 USA romance by Donna Deitch just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases

28th Jan
The Equalizer Blu ray Denzel Washington
Shopping: The Equalizer
2014 USA action crime thriller just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray with BBFC advised cuts for a 15 rating
Shopping Recent releases Going Under Blu ray Roger Rees
Shopping: Going Under
2004 USA drama by Eric Werthman just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Southern District Juan Carlos Valdivia
Shopping: Southern District
2009 Bolivia drama by Juan Carlos Valdivia just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases

27th Jan
Going Under Blu ray Roger Rees
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26th Jan
Annabelle Blu ray DVD Wallis
Shopping: Annabelle
2014 USA horror by John R Leonetti just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Zero Theorem Christoph Waltz
Shopping: The Zero Theorem
2013 USA/Romania Sci-Fi fantasy drama by Terry Gilliam just released on US DVD and Blu-ray

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29th Jan
Jack Strong DVD Patrick Wilson
Shopping: Jack Strong
2014 Poland action crime biography by Wladyslaw Pasikowski set for UK DVD release on 23rd February 2015
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28th Jan
Haunting At Silver Falls DVD
Shopping: The Haunting at Silver Falls
video by Brett Donowho set for UK DVD release on 23rd February 2015
Shopping New Listings Bedlam DVD Guy Edmonds
Shopping: Bedlam
2015 Australia thriller by Chew Barker set for UK DVD release on 16th March 2015
Shopping New Listings

27th Jan
Mothers Day Blu ray Tiana Pierce Nov
Shopping: Mother's Day
1980 comedy horror unbanned by the BBFC for first UK release on 23rd March 2015
Shopping New Listings Men Only DVD Pete Walker
Shopping: For Men Only
1967 adult drama by Pete Walker, previously cut by the BBFC, now set for UK DVD release on 30th March 2015
Shopping New Listings Shanghai Thirteen DVD Andy Lau
Shopping: The Shanghai Thirteen
1984 Taiwan / Hong Kong action film by Cheh Chang set for UK DVD release on 9th February 2015
Shopping New Listings Mankinds Last Stand DVD Reegan
Shopping: Mankind's Last Stand
2015 UK / South Africa action Sci-Fi thriller by Jabbar Raisani set for UK DVD release on 20th April 2015
Shopping New Listings What Peeper Saw Mark Lester
Shopping: What the Peeper Saw
1972 horror thriller by James Kelley and Andrea Bianchi set for US DVD release on 7th April 2015
Shopping New Listings

26th Jan
ABCs Death Blu ray Martina Garcia
Shopping: ABCs of Death 2
2014 USA / New Zealand / Canada / Israel / Japan comedy horror by Rodney Ascher, Julian Barratt set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 3rd February 2015

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Sex Sells Sex Toys News

29th Jan
Teddy Love Plush Bear Vibrator
Bearly Legal
Teddy bear sex toy is a hit at the AVN Expo
Sex Sells New and Offers 150129 bp
British Porn
Latest releases with a British connection from Killergram and UK Porn Kings
Sex Sells Sex Toys News

28th Jan
Taiwan flag
Romantic Boulevard
Plans for a sex themed park in Taiwan
Sex Sells New and Offers dvd_front_cover
Second Chances
Winner of the 2015 AVN Award for the Best Romance Movie
Sex Sells Sex Machines

27th Jan
Maestro Multi Faceted Fucking Machine
Maestro Multi Faceted Fucking Machine
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers dvd_front_cover
24 XXX - An Axel Braun Parody
Winner of the AVN 2015 Award for Best Parody and Best Movie
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th Jan
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Anissa Kate: The Widow (English Language)
Matthieu Leblanc's adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Foreign Feature
Sex Sells New and Offers

25th Jan
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Aftermath
Brad Armstrong adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Drama
Sex Sells New and Offers DVD front cover
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